What follows is an involved parody, a swaydo sequel to the pseudo-series Allawi’s Law.
TV Trailer Script
Reign of Fire: The Downfall of Tina Leans
The trailer opens with Requiem for a Dreamâ€™s overture. The Tina Leansâ€™ character sits on a stool hunch over thinking about the events of her life. The background is dark.
Man 1: Youâ€™re a loose cannon!
Man 2: She must be stopped
Man 3: On national TV! She said that on national TV!
Tinaâ€™s voice: I will betray America
Narrator: See her life from her point of view. How a young patriotâ€¦.
Image of Tina graduating from the FBI Academy
Narrator: â€¦. went bad
Footage of Tina, as a page/intern, handing classified documents to Senator Kow on the House Waize and Means committee.
Narrator: How she meet the Kurds for the first timeâ€¦.
Tina meets the Kurds (played by Albanians). Together plotting on killing the President in Damascus (played by Russell Means).
Tina to Kurds: Then itâ€™s agreed. This â€œpeaceâ€ will be mutually bad to everyoneâ€™s business and the most popular, beloved president of all time must die.
One of the Kurds then starts to hand out guns and drugs.
Tina: No thanks. I only snort the stuff I grow in the daycareâ€™s playroom.
Narrator: Also starring Benjamin Netanyahu as Ehud Barak
Barak: Who should we betray? The United States or Israel?
Tina: Why not both?
Narrator: And learn the inside story on how one brave street cop ended the national nightmare
Allawi: (Yelling at his unseen boss) Two people a week is too high of a body count anywhere, including Alexandria, Virginia!
Camera view switches to L. Paul Bremer, Allawiâ€™s boss
Bremer: (Angier, frustration in his voice) I know Allawi! (Calms down to a whisper) I knowâ€¦â€¦ But the only way to end the madness is toâ€¦.
Allawi: Stop Tina Leans.
Narrator: And see the final confrontation
Tina and Allawi are in a control room. Allawi points a gun at Tina and yells
Allawi: Step away from the launch pad!
Trailer closes with Tina back on the stool in the black background room. Requiem for a Dreamâ€™s overture plays once again.
Narrator: This fall, see â€œReign of Fire: The Downfall on Tina Leansâ€ based on Tina Leanâ€™s own book recently released, From Kurdistan to Candyland.
Trailer ends with the Tina characterâ€™s eyes staring directly into the camera.
FBI Special Agent Dr. Leans’ Reaction, while watching the TV trailer
Hey, that’s Rina Lensi, why is she on TV?
No, I helped end the committee!
Those are Albanians!
I never meet him!
WE WERE FRIENDS! He held a good-bye party for me!
No! That’s not what my book is about! Its about politics. Its not an autobio!