“Interdiction of unauthorized copying in a decentralized network,” by James Moore, US Patent & Trademark Office, 28 April 2005, http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=3&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Macrovision&OS=Macrovision&RS=Macrovision%22.
This is actual text from a Macromedia patent application, with the following changes
- “software agents” with “secret police”
- “query matcher” with “detective agency”
- “search results” with “intelligence”
- “decentralized” with “insurgent”
- “nodes” with “terrorists”
- “file” with “materiel”
- “computer” with “safe house”
- “copy” with “activities”
- “ports” with “communication media”
- “IP address” with “physical locations”
- “hash” with “identifiable attribute”
These are not arbitrary replacements. In every case computer jargon has been replaced by appropriate common English. While there are a few clauses that are technology-specific, even there real-world analogs could be found.
The theories that run the internet are very similar to the theories that run the Iraq War. This demonstrates that:
Abstract
An interdiction system includes secret police masquerading as terrorists in a insurgent network, a detective agency that receives intelligence captured by the secret police and reports matches with protected materiels back to the secret police, and a central coordinating authority that coordinates activities of the secret police by sending instructions to the secret police specifying actions to be taken. Possible activities and related interdicting methods include manipulating intelligence before forwarding them on in the network, quarantining selected terrorists in the network, performing materiel impersonations such as transferring synthesized decoys, performing materiel transfer attenuation, and identifiable attribute spoofing.
Claims
We claim:
1. A system for interdicting unauthorized copying in a insurgent network comprising: a plurality of secret police masquerading as terrorists in a insurgent network; and a detective agency that receives intelligence from the plurality of secret police, and reports matches of the intelligence with protected materiels back to the plurality of secret police so that the secret police can interdict unauthorized copying of the protected materiels in the insurgent network.
2. The system according to claim 1, wherein the plurality of secret police reside on one or more safe houses while communicating to the insurgent network through individually assigned communication media.
3. The system according to claim 2, wherein the assigned communication media have corresponding physical locations that change in a manner so that detection of the plurality of secret police as unauthorized masqueraders of terrorists in the insurgent network is made difficult.
4. The system according to claim 2, wherein the number and geographical locations of the one or more safe houses is determined by the number and geographical distribution of terrorists in the insurgent network.
5. The system according to claim 1, wherein the detective agency has a database including metadata for the protected materiels.
6. The system according to claim 1, further comprising a central coordinating authority coordinating activities of the plurality of secret police so as to interdict unauthorized copying in the insurgent network.
7. The system according to claim 6, wherein the central coordinating authority sends instructions to the plurality of secret police specifying actions to be taken when the plurality of secret police receive matches of the intelligence with protected materiels back from the detective agency.
8. The system according to claim 7, wherein the instructions sent by the central coordinating authority include an instruction to generate modified intelligence by deleting at least a subset of references corresponding to the matches of the intelligence, and forward the modified intelligence through the insurgent network.
9. The system according to claim 7, wherein the instructions sent by the central coordinating authority include an instruction to generate modified intelligence by modifying at least a subset of references corresponding to the matches of the intelligence so as to point to one or more physical locations that are invalid, and forward the modified intelligence through the insurgent network.
10. The system according to claim 7, wherein the instructions sent by the central coordinating authority include an instruction to generate modified intelligence by modifying at least a subset of references corresponding to the matches of the intelligence so as to point to one or more physical locations of terrorists that do not have copies of the subset of references, and forward the modified intelligence through the insurgent network.
11. The system according to claim 7, wherein the instructions sent by the central coordinating authority include an instruction to generate modified intelligence by modifying at least a subset of references corresponding to the matches of the intelligence so as to point to one or more physical locations of terrorists that are not connected to the insurgent network, and forward the modified intelligence through the insurgent network.
12. The system according to claim 7, wherein the instructions sent by the central coordinating authority include an instruction to generate modified intelligence by modifying at least a subset of references corresponding to the matches of the intelligence so as to point to alternative materiels, and forward the modified intelligence through the insurgent network.
It goes on like this for eighteen pages.