My campaign speech:
“While I have no experience in Hall Government, I will not allow my incompetence and naivte to prevent my administration from being a swamp of incompetence and corruption. I promise a reign of tyranny and an inevitable recall.”
tdaxp is the new President of his dorm!
The President hereby declares that He has unlimited life-and-death power over the residents of Husker Hall.
I’m the freakin pater familias, baby!