A Very Jihad Halloween

note: This is a Halloween post, similar to the ones at Coming Anarchy and Brendan‘s of I Hate Linux (via Scobleizer). It’s a bit late, but you can blame NationMaster and grad school for that!).

Dan Abu Td’axp al-Iksperiyenciyya was once a feared mujahid

but his higher jihad of alcohol

left him too comfortable…

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But soon his anger would spur him to action. From all fronts came the threats!

The Chinese Communists…

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the vile NationMaster corporation

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and pseudojihadi idolaters

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conspire to muzzle tdaxp!

Dan abu al tdaxp al Iskperienciyya girds for jihad on the enemies of freedom…

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The Muslim street rallies to his side:

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As do even oppressed peasants of other faiths

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and even Victorian imperialists!

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tdaxp was pleased when he found a sidekick for his holy war: tjsxp

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Together, they vowed to wage jihad against the pseudoislamic idolaters, the Chinese Communists, the NationMaster Entity

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Soon they captured the Idolatery/Communist/NationMaster Spinder Queen. The nemesis’s justice would be severe, but only what is deserved under the Beautiful Sharia

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What better way for two holy warriors to celebrate than with billiards?

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Oh no! tjsxp was a Idoltorar/Communist/NationMaster spy! tdaxp is betrayed!

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But vengence was swift…

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… and the trecherous tjsxp is quickly slayed by the noble tdaxp

To reward the faithful pilgrim, Allah gives tdaxp a beautiful concubine

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And the peasants rejoice:

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The end.

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