note: This is a Halloween post, similar to the ones at Coming Anarchy and Brendan‘s of I Hate Linux (via Scobleizer). It’s a bit late, but you can blame NationMaster and grad school for that!).

Dan Abu Td’axp al-Iksperiyenciyya was once a feared mujahid

but his higher jihad of alcohol…

left him too comfortable…

But soon his anger would spur him to action. From all fronts came the threats!

The Chinese Communists…

the vile NationMaster corporation

and pseudojihadi idolaters

conspire to muzzle tdaxp!

Dan abu al tdaxp al Iskperienciyya girds for jihad on the enemies of freedom…

The Muslim street rallies to his side:

As do even oppressed peasants of other faiths

and even Victorian imperialists!

tdaxp was pleased when he found a sidekick for his holy war: tjsxp

Together, they vowed to wage jihad against the pseudoislamic idolaters, the Chinese Communists, the NationMaster Entity

Soon they captured the Idolatery/Communist/NationMaster Spinder Queen. The nemesis’s justice would be severe, but only what is deserved under the Beautiful Sharia

What better way for two holy warriors to celebrate than with billiards?

Oh no! tjsxp was a Idoltorar/Communist/NationMaster spy! tdaxp is betrayed!

But vengence was swift…

… and the trecherous tjsxp is quickly slayed by the noble tdaxp

To reward the faithful pilgrim, Allah gives tdaxp a beautiful concubine

And the peasants rejoice:

The end.