I have developed a speculative theory that neatly accounts for many aspects of the UFO phenomenon, including

• The Nazis
• Foo Fighters
• The Roswell Incident
• Flying Saucers
• Lights in the Sky
• MJ-12
• Missing Time
• Cattle Mutiliations

and so on. I would like comments on it. Anyone interested can either leave a comment, or email me, and I will send out a copy tomorrow.

It even includes killer robots, but not in the way you expect…