Today, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow the Day After

As I understand it, I will board an airplane late tomorrow morning, and arrive in San Francisco, earlier the same day.

United must have a time machine.

But why don’t they use it more often?

Probably Tim Geithner’s Fault.

If Tim Geither was spending the Treasury’s money on Time Machines instead of bailing out his Wall Street friends, we wouldn’t even be in this crisis!