Today, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow the Day After
by tdaxp ~ June 28th, 2009
As I understand it, I will board an airplane late tomorrow morning, and arrive in San Francisco, earlier the same day.
United must have a time machine.
But why don’t they use it more often?
Probably Tim Geithner’s Fault.
If Tim Geither was spending the Treasury’s money on Time Machines instead of bailing out his Wall Street friends, we wouldn’t even be in this crisis!
June 28th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Everything is Tim Geithner’s fault. Everything.
June 28th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Lexington, that would explain this strange Geithner shaped rash on my back.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
As is know well known, my attempt to leave the country on time did not work [1], but I eventually breathed American air again.
A secure, biometric border identification system is just one of the many things we gave up [3] in order to fund Geithner’s friends at Goldman Sachs. [3]
[1] http://www.tdaxp.com/archive/2009/06/30/an-afternoon-at-the-embassy.html
[2] http://www.tdaxp.com/archive/2009/07/11/a-very-enjoyable-layover.html
[3] http://www.tdaxp.com/archive/2009/07/11/plans-and-consequences.html