Unlimited Executive Power is Mine!!!

My campaign speech:

“While I have no experience in Hall Government, I will not allow my incompetence and naivte to prevent my administration from being a swamp of incompetence and corruption. I promise a reign of tyranny and an inevitable recall.”

The result:

tdaxp is the new President of his dorm!

The President hereby declares that He has unlimited life-and-death power over the residents of Husker Hall.

I’m the freakin pater familias, baby!