Janet Napolitano: Janet Napolitano Exempt from Pat-Downs, Body Scans

The TSA may be touching your junk, but they won’t be patting down the people who tell them to:

WASHINGTON (AP) – Cabinet secretaries, top congressional leaders and an exclusive group of senior U.S. officials are exempt from toughened new airport screening procedures when they fly commercially with government-approved federal security details.

Happy Thanksgiving. Be greatful you used to live in a country where your could travel freely. Those memories mean something.